{"id":53824,"date":"2015-06-17T06:00:23","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T11:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53824"},"modified":"2015-06-16T07:57:36","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T12:57:36","slug":"attention-new-york-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53824","title":{"rendered":"Attention, New York Times!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Between them, Marco Rubio and O. J. Simpson have killed two people.<\/p>\n<p>Among them, Marco Rubio and Bernie Madoff scammed people out of $20 billion.<\/p>\n<p>Together, Marco Rubio and the Minnesota Vikings have lost four Super Bowls.<\/p>\n<p>Marco Rubio and Keith Ellison have, together, <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20061004144643\/http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/191\/story\/683044.html\">40 unpaid parking tickets<\/a> and 11 moving violations.<\/p>\n<p>Get right on that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Between them, Marco Rubio and O. J. Simpson have killed two people. Among them, Marco Rubio and Bernie Madoff scammed people out of $20 billion. Together, Marco Rubio and the Minnesota Vikings have lost four Super Bowls. Marco Rubio and Keith Ellison have, together, 40 unpaid parking tickets and 11 moving violations. Get right on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[321,323,130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-big-left","category-big-leftymoney","category-tc-media-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53824"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53826,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53824\/revisions\/53826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}