{"id":5377,"date":"2009-09-08T18:25:49","date_gmt":"2009-09-08T23:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5377"},"modified":"2009-09-09T12:36:17","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T17:36:17","slug":"lost-in-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5377","title":{"rendered":"Lost in Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is NASA necessary?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;before you answer that, remember, Star Trek isn&#8217;t real, and clearly the government already knows where Uranus is.<\/p>\n<p>Is there a cure for cancer or world hunger in space? Should we risk bumping into someone out there, and pissing them off? Do we need to spend Billions on a space station that will eventually burn up in our atmosphere some day?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;you know, like a Dodge pickup?<\/p>\n<p>NASA invented <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Tang-Sugar-Orange-Drink-1-8-Ounce\/dp\/B001EQ4HSU\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&#038;s=grocery&#038;qid=1252463294&#038;sr=8-1\">Tang<\/a> &#8211; shouldn&#8217;t they have quit at the top of their game? (shut up, Brett)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The space program \u201cis perpetuating the perilous practice of pursuing goals that do not match allocated resources,\u201d the U.S. Human Space Flight Plans Committee said in a summary of its report.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;Geez, must be run by a bunch of liberals or something. God forbid we lower our goals during an almost unprecedented (as of yet at least) economic crisis.<\/p>\n<p>In a time when our government (and it&#8217;s people by the way) should be looking to do more with less, to work harder, save and sacrifice more, to work our way out of the hole we&#8217;ve collectively dug, Obama&#8217;s next proposal is out of this world.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/apps\/news?pid=20601124&#038;sid=arN6HfgXtPPM\">Obama asked Congress<\/a> in February to boost NASA\u2019s budget by 5 percent in fiscal year 2010 to $18.7 billion and embraced Bush\u2019s 2020 moon-return goal.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Barack Obama shares Bush&#8217;s goal to go where the sun doesn&#8217;t shine. You can pay a lot of mortgage payments with nineteen billion, Mr. Jimmy!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The increase excludes $1 billion the agency will get under economic-stimulus legislation. A 10- year projection released with Obama\u2019s budget showed spending would remain flat for NASA in later years.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Impressive. The deficit represents IOU&#8217;s stacked from the &#8220;stairs&#8221; on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5355\">Purgatory Creek<\/a> all the way into space; literally <em>and<\/em> figuratively. Of course $1 Billion to a liberal is a nit; but someone mindmeld with me and explain how spending a billion on NASA is stimulating <strike>government<\/strike> economic growth?<\/p>\n<p>(crickets are chirping but since they are part of a useless experiment in space you can&#8217;t hear them)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The public would be inspired \u201cwith a series of interesting firsts to keep them engaged and supportive,\u201d the committee said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t you just try putting something in the nation&#8217;s water? Seems like less trouble to me.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The panel said that Mars, already visited by U.S. robotic probes, should be the \u201cultimate destination\u201d for human explorers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just ask the robots.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, they&#8217;ve never been to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5373\">MOB night at Keegan&#8217;s<\/a>, either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is NASA necessary? &#8230;before you answer that, remember, Star Trek isn&#8217;t real, and clearly the government already knows where Uranus is. Is there a cure for cancer or world hunger in space? Should we risk bumping into someone out there, and pissing them off? Do we need to spend Billions on a space station that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-pork-patrol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}