{"id":5349,"date":"2009-09-04T06:06:22","date_gmt":"2009-09-04T11:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5349"},"modified":"2009-09-04T06:09:20","modified_gmt":"2009-09-04T11:09:20","slug":"wheres-the-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5349","title":{"rendered":"Where’s The Beef?"},"content":{"rendered":"

King Banaian is ending 22 years of vegetarianism tomorrow.\u00a0 It’s for medical reasons, natch.<\/p>\n

And his inaugural hit is going to be tomorrow at the Minnesota State Fair, and he needs your help.<\/p>\n

He’s running a poll to see what the first meat is going to\u00a0be<\/a>.\u00a0 The choices are\u00a0Buffalo, Gator, Elk, Turkey or Corn Dog.\u00a0 For the love of the great almighty, please don’t vote for the Corn Dog.<\/p>\n

Bummer that he left the Wild Boar off the list.\u00a0 That’s yummy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

King Banaian is ending 22 years of vegetarianism tomorrow.\u00a0 It’s for medical reasons, natch. And his inaugural hit is going to be tomorrow at the Minnesota State Fair, and he needs your help. He’s running a poll to see what the first meat is going to\u00a0be.\u00a0 The choices are\u00a0Buffalo, Gator, Elk, Turkey or Corn Dog.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}