{"id":5348,"date":"2009-09-03T17:55:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T22:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5348"},"modified":"2009-09-03T17:55:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T22:55:58","slug":"the-government-can-%e2%80%98cuz-they-mix-it-up-with-lies-and-make-it-all-taste-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5348","title":{"rendered":"The Government Can \u2018Cuz They Mix It Up With Lies And Make It All Taste Good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It would be even funnier if it wasn&#8217;t all true. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/timhawkinscomedy#play\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2526\/3884963239_2c1ff2c43f.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Click to play!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would be even funnier if it wasn&#8217;t all true. Enjoy. Click to play!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,58,51,69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conservatism","category-humor","category-liberal-tyranny","category-socialism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}