{"id":53137,"date":"2015-05-04T05:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T10:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53137"},"modified":"2015-05-03T18:13:59","modified_gmt":"2015-05-03T23:13:59","slug":"in-the-interest-of-investigation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=53137","title":{"rendered":"In The Interest Of Investigation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Democrats keep telling me how easy it is to buy guns, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/fact-checker\/wp\/2015\/03\/12\/obamas-odd-series-of-exaggerated-gun-claims\/\">easier than buying fresh vegetables<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I have cash.  I\u2019m a willing buyer.  How do I find one of those sellers?<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not worried about the background check \u2013 I could pass \u2013 I just want to buy one of those \u201coff-the-street\u201d pistols all the cool kids have. <\/p>\n<p>I presume the sellers are mostly criminals.  Sadly, I spend all my time around bureaucrats.  I\u2019m like those guys in \u201cOffice Space\u201d trying to find a money-launderer . . .  I don\u2019t know any criminals, or even where to look for them.<\/p>\n<p>Any SITD readers know any criminals looking to make a quick buck selling me a pistol for cash?  Or I\u2019d take an assault rifle, if that\u2019s more convenient.  Either one.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> I wish some of the puling lower vertebrates that make these claims \u2013 like Heather Martens \u2013 would actually go out with a video camera and try to prove it.<\/p>\n<p>That would be pretty interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Democrats keep telling me how easy it is to buy guns, easier than buying fresh vegetables. I have cash. I\u2019m a willing buyer. How do I find one of those sellers? I\u2019m not worried about the background check \u2013 I could pass \u2013 I just want to buy one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tc-media-bias","category-victim-disarmament"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53138,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53137\/revisions\/53138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}