{"id":52798,"date":"2015-04-24T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-24T13:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52798"},"modified":"2015-04-24T08:38:47","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T13:38:47","slug":"trulbert-the-final-installment-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52798","title":{"rendered":"Trulbert:  The Final Installment (V)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0&#8211; 7AM, November 10, 2015: \u00a01725 Slough Avenue, Scranton, PA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You see yourself as a sort of Hendrickson figure?&#8221; Schrute said with an air of contempt to his longtime nemesis and recent <em>Bestische Mensch<\/em>, Jim Halpert.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, yeah&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s stupid&#8221;, Schrute harrumphed. \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;d be Myron Ilktost&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dwight, in <em>so\u00a0<\/em>many ways, I think you&#8217;re right&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Is that how Trulbert ends? \u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>That&#8217;s what she said! \u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Check back June 15!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0&#8211; 7AM, November 10, 2015: \u00a01725 Slough Avenue, Scranton, PA &#8220;You see yourself as a sort of Hendrickson figure?&#8221; Schrute said with an air of contempt to his longtime nemesis and recent Bestische Mensch, Jim Halpert. &#8220;Well, yeah&#8221;. &#8220;That&#8217;s stupid&#8221;, Schrute harrumphed. \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;d be Myron Ilktost&#8221;. &#8220;Dwight, in so\u00a0many ways, I think you&#8217;re right&#8221;. Is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[302],"class_list":["post-52798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch","tag-trulbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52798"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52875,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52798\/revisions\/52875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}