{"id":52777,"date":"2015-04-21T08:02:14","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T13:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52777"},"modified":"2015-04-19T10:40:04","modified_gmt":"2015-04-19T15:40:04","slug":"trulbert-the-final-installment-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52777","title":{"rendered":"Trulbert:  The Final Installment (II)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00a0&#8211; 7AM, November 10, 2015: \u00a0South Fork Ranch, Dallas, TX<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pamela Ewing sat on the bed, reading an e-book.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, she was visibly perplexed to note the sound of running water in the attached bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>She laid her iPad on the nightstand, got out of bed, and walked to the bathroom in a gait that suggested valium addiction.<\/p>\n<p>The water was running &#8211; and through the pebbled glass partition, she noticed the figure of a naked man inside.<\/p>\n<p>Notwithstanding the fact that she was as certain as she ever was that there hadn&#8217;t been a man in the house the night before, she walked to the shower stall and opened the door.<\/p>\n<p>Inside, a nude, wet Bobby Ewing stood, rinsing off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey&#8221;, he said. \u00a0&#8220;I saw you reading\u00a0<em>Trulbert! \u00a0 A Comic Novella About the End of the World As We Know It&#8221; .\u00a0<\/em>What the hell\u00a0<em>is\u00a0<\/em>a &#8220;trulbert&#8221;, anyway?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Wait &#8211; is <em>this<\/em>\u00a0how &#8220;Trulbert&#8221; really ends? \u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Check back this summer, when &#8220;Trulbert: \u00a0A Comic Novella About the End of the World As We Know It&#8221; comes out on E-Book!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Featuring new material not found in the blog serial (including answers to many age-old philosohical conundra)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>From Buffalo Microchip Publishing<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0&#8211; 7AM, November 10, 2015: \u00a0South Fork Ranch, Dallas, TX Pamela Ewing sat on the bed, reading an e-book. Suddenly, she was visibly perplexed to note the sound of running water in the attached bathroom. She laid her iPad on the nightstand, got out of bed, and walked to the bathroom in a gait that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[302],"class_list":["post-52777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch","tag-trulbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52777"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52872,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52777\/revisions\/52872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}