{"id":52759,"date":"2015-04-20T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2015-04-20T17:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52759"},"modified":"2015-04-19T10:41:40","modified_gmt":"2015-04-19T15:41:40","slug":"the-blonde-is-obviously-guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52759","title":{"rendered":"The Blonde Is Obviously Guilty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the usual suspects \u2013 99% of Twitter users \u2013 jumped on board in attacking ESPN correspondent Brett McHenry for her altercation with the folks at an impound lot, I thought to myself &#8220;let&#8217;s hold out for a moment here&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, sports &#8220;journalists&#8221; usually don&#8217;t rate much in the way of consideration. If Ancient Rome had had cable TV, ESPN would have made major bank covering gladiator fights.<\/p>\n<p>But if there&#8217;s a group of people in the world that have not earned themselves much in the way of indulgence for their behavior, it&#8217;s the folks at tag and tow impound lots like &#8220;Advanced Towing&#8221;, where Ms. McHenry had her dustup.<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough \u2013 a few days have past, and it looks entirely possible that Ms. McHenry&#8217;s outburst <a href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2015\/04\/17\/espn-reporters-twitter-crucifixion-takes-a-surprising-twist\/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&amp;utm_source=NYPFacebook&amp;utm_medium=SocialFlow\">may have been rhetorical self-defens<\/a>e against a tag &#8216;n tow clerk who was, to put it politely, being a pig.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A review of the company\u2019s Yelp page reveals many disgruntled customers who aren\u2019t just griping over the fact they got towed.<br \/>\nAccording to NBC Washington, there have been incidents where the company towed cars with a golden retriever and even children inside.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Are you smelling what I&#8217;m cooking, &#8220;Mark&#8217;s&#8221; in Eagan, or Goebbels&#8217; Towing in New Brighton?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the usual suspects \u2013 99% of Twitter users \u2013 jumped on board in attacking ESPN correspondent Brett McHenry for her altercation with the folks at an impound lot, I thought to myself &#8220;let&#8217;s hold out for a moment here&#8221;. Yes, sports &#8220;journalists&#8221; usually don&#8217;t rate much in the way of consideration. If Ancient Rome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,4,130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lefty-alt-media","category-media","category-tc-media-bias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52759"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52867,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52759\/revisions\/52867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}