{"id":52602,"date":"2015-04-10T07:33:58","date_gmt":"2015-04-10T12:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52602"},"modified":"2015-04-10T07:35:43","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T12:35:43","slug":"taking-victim-culture-to-its-limit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52602","title":{"rendered":"Bert Circles Detroit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fox Sports North  commentator Bert Blyleven <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxtwincities.com\/story\/28767138\/bert-blyleven-says-detroit-is-ugly-fsn-responds\">called the city of Detroit &#8220;ugly&#8221;<\/a> on Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>When Detroit fans respond via Twitter, Blyleven urges them to do something that is\u2026 anatomically unlikely.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;ve been to Detroit a couple times. And I&#8217;m sure Blyleven was only referring to the parts that aren&#8217;t abandoned, stripped of all their copper and lead piping, caked 3 inches deep in graffiti, and completely devoid of all signs of decent human life.<\/p>\n<p>Because if you leave that out, it&#8217;s not half bad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox Sports North commentator Bert Blyleven called the city of Detroit &#8220;ugly&#8221; on Twitter. When Detroit fans respond via Twitter, Blyleven urges them to do something that is\u2026 anatomically unlikely. Now, I&#8217;ve been to Detroit a couple times. And I&#8217;m sure Blyleven was only referring to the parts that aren&#8217;t abandoned, stripped of all their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-the-rare-sports-post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52602"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52604,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52602\/revisions\/52604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}