{"id":52340,"date":"2015-04-02T06:00:25","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52340"},"modified":"2015-04-02T09:20:53","modified_gmt":"2015-04-02T14:20:53","slug":"i-shall-open-a-bakery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=52340","title":{"rendered":"I Shall Open A Bakery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I believe I&#8217;m going to open a bakery.<\/p>\n<p>And at this bakery, I&#8217;m going to serve cake to pretty much everyone who wants it. White, black, straight, gay, you name it. Because everybody&#8217;s money cashes about the same.<\/p>\n<p>The one exception?<\/p>\n<p>I will refuse to serve <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/formerlyfundie\/10-situations-where-christian-bakers-should-refuse-to-bake-wedding-cakes\/\">giggly bobbleheads who try to weave rhetorical &#8220;gotchas<\/a>&#8221; out of Christian scripture they neither understand nor appreciate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I believe I&#8217;m going to open a bakery. And at this bakery, I&#8217;m going to serve cake to pretty much everyone who wants it. White, black, straight, gay, you name it. Because everybody&#8217;s money cashes about the same. The one exception? I will refuse to serve giggly bobbleheads who try to weave rhetorical &#8220;gotchas&#8221; out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52349,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52340\/revisions\/52349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}