{"id":5145,"date":"2009-07-29T06:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T11:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5145"},"modified":"2009-07-29T12:34:48","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T17:34:48","slug":"i-feel-dirty-yet-strangely-i-dont-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5145","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Dirty, Yet Strangely I Don&#8217;t Care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Luis Pizarro<\/p>\n<p>From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n<p>Re: Crack<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mr. Pizarro,<\/p>\n<p>There are so many reasons I <em>want <\/em>to hate your &#8220;reality&#8221; show, <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trutv.com\/video\/shows\/operation-repo.html\">Operation Repo<\/a>.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s your nightmarish sister <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trutv.com\/shows\/operation_repo\/interview-sonia_pizarro.html\">Sonia<\/a>.\u00a0 I&#8217;m otherwise at a loss for words.<br \/>\nOr there&#8217;s your roid-raging muscle guy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trutv.com\/shows\/operation_repo\/interview-matt_burch.html\">Matt<\/a>,\u00a0 He reminds me of the dumbest crew of bouncers I ever dealt with when i worked in the bars; picking fights at the dumbest provocations; I picture him bellowing &#8220;You wanna start something?\u00a0 You wanna start something?\u00a0 You wanna start something?\u00a0 You wanna start something?\u00a0 You wanna start something?\u00a0 You wanna start something?&#8221;\u00a0 at waiters who bring him the wrong drink.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s the way Sonia and Matt both treat the unflappable, supernaturally-calm-and-collected hook-and-drag guy, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trutv.com\/shows\/operation_repo\/interview-froylan_tercero.html\">Froy<\/a>; if Froy ever gets tired of &#8220;showbiz&#8221;, he&#8217;s got a harassment suit waiting for him.<\/p>\n<p>All together, they make me hate the show so badly I&#8217;ll have to stop watching.<\/p>\n<p>Season after next.\u00a0 Maybe sooner.\u00a0 We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Luis Pizarro From: Mitch Berg Re: Crack Dear Mr. Pizarro, There are so many reasons I want to hate your &#8220;reality&#8221; show, Operation Repo.\u00a0 There&#8217;s your nightmarish sister Sonia.\u00a0 I&#8217;m otherwise at a loss for words. Or there&#8217;s your roid-raging muscle guy Matt,\u00a0 He reminds me of the dumbest crew of bouncers I ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}