Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n
Lawyers are required to take Continuing Legal Education. I\u2019m thinking of giving a class on the subject of \u201cMaking Minnesota Muslim-Friendly.\u201d<\/p>\n
The auditorium would be broken into sections marked by signs: in front, Men; behind them, Women; back row, Menstruating Women; and one small area of standing room right by the door, GLBT.<\/p>\n
In the aisle entering the room would be a table with a cardboard box of scarves and another filled with rocks.<\/p>\n
As everyone enters the auditorium, I\u2019d tell them \u201cThis seminar involves inter-active role playing. Please take a rock from the box. Women should also cover their heads with a scarf.\u201d<\/p>\n
To start the lecture, I\u2019d ask people to move to their assigned sections. Nobody would move to the Menstruating Women section, of course, it\u2019d be too humiliating. And probably no GLBT. So I\u2019ll ask for volunteers \u201cjust for role-playing purposes\u201d and if I get none, I\u2019ll assign some.<\/p>\n
Next, all good Muslims must understand that homosexuality is not only a sin, but a crime. That\u2019s what the rocks are for. Everyone pick up your rocks, turn toward the GLBT section and prepare to throw. Except you Menstruating Women, you\u2019re unclean, you don\u2019t participate, you can sit back down.<\/p>\n
I anticipate some vocal objections will arise. Those of you objecting, you\u2019re out of line. God has laws, given to us by his Prophet. I have applied the laws to this classroom, you\u2019re breaking the law. That makes you a heretic. If you don\u2019t fall back into line, you\u2019ll have to join the other sinful criminals in the stoning area to be put to death for your crimes against God.<\/p>\n
Not True Islam? Tell me, what is True Islam? Islam isn\u2019t like Catholic, where one guy decides what we all believe. Islam is like Protestant, where every group decides what it believes, all beginning from the same sacred text but spinning off into groups as diverse as Wisconsin Synod Lutheran, Old Order Amish, Shakers, Mormons, Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses, Methodists and the Salvation Army. There is no more “True Islam” than there is “True Christian” and attempting to discredit my flavor only proves how evil you are, and justifies my religious obligation to kill you lest you corrupt others with your wicked words.<\/p>\n
If you don’t want to stone gays, fine, you can come up here in front with me. We’re going on a field trip after class, swing by my house for some guns and off to Temple Beth Israel to kill the Jews. You can help with that.<\/p>\n
At that point, I can announce the end of role-playing. Take off your scarves, drop your rocks, sit where you like, take a deep breath and let it out slowly. That was just role-playing. This is still Minnesota.<\/p>\n
But remember this: what you experienced for a few minutes in play life, millions of people live in real life under Sharia rule as it\u2019s actually practiced around the world, and not even the strictest form, as I didn\u2019t insist on women wearing shapeless clothing and hiding their faces so they wouldn\u2019t distract the men by their lustful ways, or having a male relative accompany them. In predominantly Muslim countries, women are subservient to men. Gays are killed. Freedom of speech does not exist. Freedom of worship does not exist. And we\u2019re not even going to discuss female genital mutilation, honor killings or gang-rape as punishment for adultery.<\/p>\n
There is a massive conflict between Islam and Minnesota that multiculturalism and respect for diversity simply cannot bridge. Either we become like them \u2013 which it should now be apparent you would hate \u2013 or we drop the pretense of diversity and insist they become like us.<\/p>\n
So . . . how much should I charge for the class?<\/p>\n
Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Are you kidding? They’re lawyers. $250 an hour plus expenses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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