{"id":5134,"date":"2009-07-27T07:06:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T12:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5134"},"modified":"2014-02-19T11:04:33","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T17:04:33","slug":"what-sarah-palins-past-year-can-teach-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5134","title":{"rendered":"What Sarah Palin’s Past Year Can Teach Us"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are a few lessons Republicans, Conservatives, and women who opt not to vote Democrat can learn from the past year in Sarah Palin’s life:<\/p>\n

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  1. No matter how scrupulously you stick to your constitutional role on policy matters, if you are conservative and Christian, your opponents will call you a fundy theocrat.<\/li>\n
  2. No matter how accomplished you are,\u00a0 people will insist you’re not very bright.<\/li>\n
  3. If you are a woman who attempts a life in public service without an Ivy League degree, no matter what you’ve done in the intervening twenty years, the tittering nabobs will call you the kinds of things they’d be excoriated for saying about a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or a Hooters waitress.<\/li>\n
  4. If, only other hand, you are a conservative woman who did <\/em>get an Ivy League degree and went on to huge accomplishments, you’ll be called a bitch who boffed up.<\/li>\n
  5. If you are a conservative of either gender, no matter how closely your views are tied to those of most mainstream Americans, you will be called “crazy”.<\/li>\n
  6. If you are a conservative of either gender, the media will consider you guilty until proven innocent of any ethics charges\u00a0 <\/em>brought against you.\u00a0 Note the double-standard; a liberal lothario is linked with exploiting interns on company time and lying about it by a stained blue dress, and we were urged to “Move On”; Crazee McJackal from Otter Giblet Alaska says Sarah Palin took hush money from Venusians, and it’s treated with solemn urgency.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So there you go, conservative women.\u00a0 Those are the ground rules.<\/p>\n

    You can thank all those “feminists” on the left for all they’ve done for women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    There are a few lessons Republicans, Conservatives, and women who opt not to vote Democrat can learn from the past year in Sarah Palin’s life: No matter how scrupulously you stick to your constitutional role on policy matters, if you are conservative and Christian, your opponents will call you a fundy theocrat. No matter how […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,4,27],"tags":[282],"class_list":["post-5134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conservatism","category-media","category-men-and-women","tag-idiot-elite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41924,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5134\/revisions\/41924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}