{"id":5125,"date":"2009-07-24T12:07:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T17:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5125"},"modified":"2009-07-24T12:13:17","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T17:13:17","slug":"ooooh-have-i-got-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5125","title":{"rendered":"Dumber Than Dirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my years of blogging, I haven&#8217;t found much I don&#8217;t enjoy.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never really been tempted to quit.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really no less fun now than it ever was.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that doesn&#8217;t mean the downsides have changed.\u00a0 For starters,\u00a0I&#8217;ve gotten really, really tired of the endless pissing matches between bloggers.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had my ups and my downs as a blogger and as a person in the past seven and a half years. But I&#8217;ve had a few standards about which I haven&#8217;t compromised at all.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I keep peoples&#8217; personal lives out of it.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t so much care if some leftyblogger got busted for pot in high school, or mixed it up with someone in a bar once upon a time.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll bang on their politics, their logic, their writing &#8211; but I don&#8217;t really care about their private lives.\u00a0 That is as it should be.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t mess with peoples&#8217; jobs.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t care how noxious your politics are; nobody deserves to lose their job over a hobby.\u00a0 Nobody.\u00a0 And for the record, I don&#8217;t care if someone uses their work computer, even a government computer, to blog or write political emails.\u00a0 Now, their employer certainly might!\u00a0 But that&#8217;s between the employer and the employee.\u00a0 I care not one bit.\u00a0 While we&#8217;re on the record; I don&#8217;t blog at work. That&#8217;s a personal thing more than a work rule.<\/li>\n<li>I leave peoples&#8217; families out of it.\u00a0 Completely.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t <em>care <\/em>if your kid got arrested; I mean, I&#8217;ll hope for the best for your family, but for blogging purposes, families are off-limits.\u00a0 The media as a whole should do as well to follow that rule, by the way.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Those have always been my rules. Not everyone sees it the same way, of course.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a stream of &#8220;thought&#8221; among some bloggers &#8211; mostly but by no means all lefties &#8211; that if anyone criticizes the way Percy Leftkowitz approaches an issue, the best response is to toss out &#8220;dirt&#8221; about the critics.\u00a0 As if the presence of &#8220;dirt&#8221; in their personal, familyi or work lives invalidates what they had to say.<\/p>\n<p>JOE SCHMO:\u00a0 &#8220;Percy Leftkowitz is wrong&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>LEFTKOWITZ: &#8220;Yeah, but Joe Schmo had a jaywalking ticket, so ignore him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not debate. It&#8217;s just a way to try to shut other people up.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the mark of the intellectual coward.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway; a little bird told me that a swarm of leftybloggers have gotten their cute little danders up over\u00a0yet another\u00a0dirt-slinging match.\u00a0 &#8220;They wanna fight dirty&#8221;, they chant, &#8220;we&#8217;ll play dirty too!&#8221;, and they circulate their little emails, and they grit their teeth and froth impotently.<\/p>\n<p>Which is, of course, a sign that a squall of stupid is about to descend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of cowards, a number of local leftybloggers have been tittering about some &#8220;dirt&#8221; they think they have on me for the past year or so.\u00a0 I had a run-in with Saint Paul&#8217;s code enforcement division.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, the tale the leftybloggers are tittering about is Part 2 of a three part story. They don&#8217;t know the rest of it.<\/p>\n<p>Part 1?\u00a0 That&#8217;s family stuff.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a long, painful story, and &#8211; I&#8217;ll say this politely &#8211; it stays in my family.\u00a0 We&#8217;ve been working on it for years.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a work in progress.\u00a0 And it&#8217;s none of your business.<\/p>\n<p>Part 2?\u00a0 Well, that&#8217;s the part the titterers &#8211; and a &#8220;source&#8221; who should have known better &#8211; are getting their yuks about.\u00a0 Things had, as of a year or so ago,\u00a0gotten pretty out of control around my house; the place was in an awful state.\u00a0 And I wound up having to do a hell of a lot of fix-up work, very very fast. \u00a0 It was ugly, and embarassing, and probably the most difficult week of my life, and my family&#8217;s. Worse than getting divorced.\u00a0 Worse than being out of work.\u00a0 The worst.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not gonna go into details &#8211; it&#8217;s nobody&#8217;s business, and&#8230;well, read Part 3.<\/p>\n<p>Part 3?\u00a0 This is the part that the poo-flinging monkeys who&#8217;ve been tittering about this story either don&#8217;t know or don&#8217;t think matters.\u00a0 <em>There was a happy ending<\/em>.\u00a0 Everything got done.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t have done it myself, of course; at one point, I had over a dozen friends, family, neighbors, even people I&#8217;d never met, helping me out around here.\u00a0 And we got the job done, ahead of schedule.\u00a0 But for some eave-painting (and, uh, a new garage, although the fire was completely unrelated), I&#8217;ve been done since last fall.\u00a0 (And the eaves, and my third-level dormers, <em>do <\/em>need the paint. I hope to have it done by State Fair time.\u00a0 While we&#8217;re on the subject, does anyone have a cherrypicker crane they could lend me for a couple days?). And I had some very unlikely help; the DFL-run city council, at least one of whose members had gone through pretty much the same ordeal.\u00a0 While everyone knows I&#8217;m <em>that <\/em>Mitch Berg, they were a ton of help.\u00a0 I owe them my thanks &#8211; on this issue, anyway.\u00a0 And so while I differ from all of them on politics, I thank them.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate &#8211; while I&#8217;m never going to be mistaken for Martha Stewart, my house is no worse than yours, right now.\u00a0 The hard part &#8211; working on all that stuff from Part 1 &#8211; well, we&#8217;ll be working on that one for a while, but again, that&#8217;s none of your business.<\/p>\n<p>So.\u00a0 There&#8217;s &#8220;the dirt&#8221; on Mitch Berg.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What <em>will<\/em> you titter about now?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>So why did I bring that up?\u00a0 Well, certainly not because it&#8217;s anyone&#8217;s business.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not going to discuss it with <em>anyone<\/em>.\u00a0 The comment section is closed.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m not afraid of the &#8220;story&#8221;.\u00a0 It happened,\u00a0it was an embarassing, brutal, grinding ordeal (I put in six straight 20 hour days), and it sucked chunks through straws, but\u00a0I dealt with it.\u00a0 It&#8217;s in the past.\u00a0 Life has moved on, very much for the better for all concerned.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m even less afraid of the people who&#8217;ve been doing the tittering.\u00a0 The people who&#8217;ve been getting their yuks from it have a lot more to be ashamed about than I do.\u00a0 One area leftyblogger went so far as to put up a fake, anonymous blog on the subject.\u00a0 I know who &#8220;he&#8221; is, by the way; it was about ten minutes&#8217; work to prove it conclusively.\u00a0 He&#8217;s someone with a long history of scuttling around behind anonymity, but whining like a bitch when he&#8217;s exposed for the gutless worm he is.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And y&#8217;know what?\u00a0 I don&#8217;t care.\u00a0 Screw &#8217;em.\u00a0 I <em>am <\/em>better than they are.\u00a0\u00a0 Not just because I have the <em>cojones <\/em>to put my real name on what I write, but because even after all this, I&#8217;m <em>still <\/em>going to leave your families, your jobs, and your personal lives out of it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Mostly, though, it&#8217;s because most of the &#8220;dirt&#8221; that lesser bloggers think they can dig up on other bloggers &#8211; even the &#8220;embarassing&#8221; &#8220;dirt&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0is just so unbelieveably mundane it doesn&#8217;t deserve comment, much less to be waved around as a\u00a0reason to discount someone&#8217;s opinion, or to try to scare someone into silence.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Someone posted to a listserve from a government computer; someone had a DWI fifteen years ago; the cops tagged someone after a bar fight; someone else didn&#8217;t pay a speeding ticket; someone got busted for shoplifting in college; someone told a bar-room story about themselves that didn&#8217;t check out; someone had an ugly divorce, or their kid got busted for burglary, or had plastic surgery, or they had a nasty fight with an ex-spouse that got out of control, or they were hospitalized for depression, or they&#8217;ve been out of work for two years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Who are we talking about, here?<\/p>\n<p>People.\u00a0 Regular people with strengths and weaknesses, whose lives have pasts with wrinkles and ups and downs and twists and turns and warts.\u00a0 People who have done pretty much everything<em> but<\/em> manage to keep their records squeaky, oppo-research-proof clean.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;know &#8211; the kind of people who write blogs and, lest we forget, do pretty much everything else in our society.<\/p>\n<p>Let he who is &#8220;without sin&#8221; hide behind a cutesy <em>nom-de-plume<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>And with that, I&#8217;m done with all inter-blog mudslinging bullshit.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my years of blogging, I haven&#8217;t found much I don&#8217;t enjoy.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never really been tempted to quit.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really no less fun now than it ever was. 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