{"id":5109,"date":"2009-07-17T12:44:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T17:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5109"},"modified":"2009-07-17T12:44:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T17:44:38","slug":"the-top-ten-best-things-about-chris-kattans-fall-from-the-public-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5109","title":{"rendered":"The Top Ten Best Things About Chris Kattan’s Fall From The Public Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"

10. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.<\/p>\n

9. No more people trying to do clever impersonations of “”Maaaangoooooooooo”.<\/p>\n

8. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.<\/p>\n

7. I can go weeks without having nightmares about that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit.<\/p>\n

6. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.<\/p>\n

5. Never again have to respond to “What is your favorite Maaangooooooo sketch” as long as I live.<\/p>\n

4. Never have to watch that “De Jooooze?\u00a0 Eeez Good?” bit ever again.\u00a0 No, wait, wasn’t that Rob Schneider?\u00a0 Dang.\u00a0 That’s another Top Ten list all by itself.<\/p>\n

3. I never accidentally stumble across Night At The Roxbury<\/em> on cable anymore!<\/p>\n

2. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.<\/p>\n

1. Nobody else ever has to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

10. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again. 9. No more people trying to do clever impersonations of “”Maaaangoooooooooo”. 8. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again. 7. I can go weeks without having nightmares about that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit. 6. Never have to watch that “Maaaangoooooooooo” bit ever again. 5. Never […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}