{"id":50418,"date":"2015-01-15T07:44:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T13:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50418"},"modified":"2015-01-15T07:44:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T13:44:34","slug":"they-call-the-wave-maria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50418","title":{"rendered":"They Call The Wave Maria"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Mr. Dilettante&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s birthday today. \u00a0And he&#8217;s written a<a href=\"http:\/\/mrdilettante.blogspot.com\/2015\/01\/today-is-my-daughter-marias-birthday.html\"> wonderful post<\/a> on the subject, which I think pretty much any parent can identify with.<\/p>\n<p>I have mostly left my kids out of the blog in recent years &#8211; mostly because I didn&#8217;t want the small minority of creepy stalkers that plague my public life to slop over onto them.<\/p>\n<p>And there are times I resent that.<\/p>\n<p>But until the creeps finally dissolve in their own bile, Mr. D&#8217;s piece will certainly suffice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Mr. Dilettante&#8217;s daughter&#8217;s birthday today. \u00a0And he&#8217;s written a wonderful post on the subject, which I think pretty much any parent can identify with. I have mostly left my kids out of the blog in recent years &#8211; mostly because I didn&#8217;t want the small minority of creepy stalkers that plague my public life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50418"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50420,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50418\/revisions\/50420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}