{"id":5037,"date":"2009-07-05T18:00:18","date_gmt":"2009-07-05T23:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5037"},"modified":"2009-07-06T07:03:28","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T12:03:28","slug":"poll-you-can-call-me-al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5037","title":{"rendered":"Poll: You Can Call Me Al"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Color me surprised, but as of this posting, the clear initial winner was &#8220;The Senator from New York&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3637\/3691946922_1e7d93fbfc.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After recounting and recounting however, I was able to arrive at a result more in keeping with the end I had in mind. I will hereby refer to The Senator from New York as <em>Stuart Smalley<\/em>, and in limited engagements <em>Big Fat Idiot<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your participation. I apologize for your disenfranchisement*.<\/p>\n<p><small>*Yes, that&#8217;s a word.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Color me surprised, but as of this posting, the clear initial winner was &#8220;The Senator from New York&#8221; After recounting and recounting however, I was able to arrive at a result more in keeping with the end I had in mind. I will hereby refer to The Senator from New York as Stuart Smalley, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-senator-franken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}