{"id":5025,"date":"2009-07-03T08:52:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T13:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2009-07-03T08:52:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T13:52:11","slug":"you-can-call-me-al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=5025","title":{"rendered":"You Can Call Me Al"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you know, Johnny Roosh likes to employ fitting nick names for political objects of disregard here at Shot In The Dark and I would once again like to enlist your input.<\/p>\n<form method=\"post\" action=\"http:\/\/poll.pollcode.com\/VHl\">\n<div align=\"left\">\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" border=\"0\" width=\"360\" style=\"background-color: #eeeeee; color: #000000; font-family: 'Verdana'; font-size: 15px\">\n<tr align=\"left\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"padding: 2px\"><strong>Best Nickname for Al Franken<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Frankenfreak<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"2\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Al Frucken<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"3\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Lying Liar<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"4\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Paul<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"5\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">The Senator from New York<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"6\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Stuart<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"7\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">Big Fat Idiot<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"width: 5px\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"8\" \/><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" style=\"padding: 2px\">He Thinks He&#8217;s Good enough, Smart Enough, and Doggone it, He Thinks People Like Him<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><center><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Vote\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0<input type=\"submit\" name=\"view\" value=\"View\" \/><\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" align=\"right\" colspan=\"2\"><font color=\"black\" size=\"1\">pollcode.com <a href=\"http:\/\/pollcode.com\/\">free polls<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/div>\n<p align=\"left\">As always, our polls work best when you act like a Democrat: vote early, vote often. Thank you in advance.<\/p>\n<div align=\"left\" \/>\n<p align=\"left\">Title courtesy Paul Simon<\/p>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you know, Johnny Roosh likes to employ fitting nick names for political objects of disregard here at Shot In The Dark and I would once again like to enlist your input. Best Nickname for Al Franken Frankenfreak Al Frucken Lying Liar Paul The Senator from New York Stuart Big Fat Idiot He Thinks He&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-senator-franken"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}