{"id":50136,"date":"2014-12-30T10:07:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T16:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50136"},"modified":"2014-12-30T10:07:56","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T16:07:56","slug":"open-letter-to-bremer-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50136","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter To Bremer Bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Bremer Bank<br \/>\nFrom: Mitch Berg, Ornwry Peasant<br \/>\nRe: Your Wish Is My Command <\/p>\n<p>Dear Bremer,<\/p>\n<p>Couldn&#8217;t help but notice this photo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_3117.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_3117.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3117.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one of your banks, apparently newly posted with a sign declaring the bank a safe place for criminals.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I know \u2013 what it really says is Bremer Bank doesn&#8217;t want people to bring guns into their branch.   Of course, all the sign really does is tell the law-abiding gun owner \u2013 the ones who will actually obey the signs \u2013 that your bank would prefer that we remain disarmed while on your property, notwithstanding the fact that the criminals, being criminals, will not.<br \/>\nNow, I don&#8217;t have any money in your bank, and you won&#8217;t be losing much by my saying &#8220;I never will&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But we law-abiding shooters talk. And I have a hunch we&#8217;re gonna be talking about this sign.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Bremer Bank From: Mitch Berg, Ornwry Peasant Re: Your Wish Is My Command Dear Bremer, Couldn&#8217;t help but notice this photo: It&#8217;s one of your banks, apparently newly posted with a sign declaring the bank a safe place for criminals. Oh, I know \u2013 what it really says is Bremer Bank doesn&#8217;t want people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,22],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-50136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gun-free-zones","category-victim-disarmament","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50137,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50136\/revisions\/50137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}