{"id":50128,"date":"2014-12-30T05:31:50","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T11:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50128"},"modified":"2014-12-30T08:35:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T14:35:18","slug":"affirmative-fraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50128","title":{"rendered":"Affirmative Fraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My secretary put red and green Hershey\u2019s Kisses in the candy dish with a note \u201cHappy Holidays, Take One.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">Do you suppose the EEO office will make us fill the dish with Dark Chocolate kisses for Martin Luther King day?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">Or will they find that offering Kisses constitutes unwelcome sexual advances and send us all to diversity training for the whole month?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia, 'Bitstream Charter', serif; font-style: italic;\">Joe Doakes<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>All I know is that someone takes out all the orange M&amp;Ms during Saint Patricks&#8217; Day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: My secretary put red and green Hershey\u2019s Kisses in the candy dish with a note \u201cHappy Holidays, Take One.\u201d Do you suppose the EEO office will make us fill the dish with Dark Chocolate kisses for Martin Luther King day? Or will they find that offering Kisses constitutes unwelcome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50129,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50128\/revisions\/50129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}