{"id":50003,"date":"2014-12-19T06:00:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-19T12:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50003"},"modified":"2014-12-18T16:19:21","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T22:19:21","slug":"top-ten-other-nork-demands-of-hollywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=50003","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Other Nork Demands Of Hollywood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to gundecking the premiere of <em>The Interview<\/em>, my sources at the FBI tell me the North Koreans have demanded the following:<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 Also remove &#8220;Knocked Up&#8221; from circulation.<\/p>\n<p>9. Bring back <em>Life In Rehab<\/em><\/p>\n<p>8. Digitally insert Kim Jong Un into all of Rogan&#8217;s parts in <em>Freaks and Geeks.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>7. Digitally insert Kim Jong Un at the head of the conquering Humans in <em>Return of the King.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>6. Green-light Kim Jong Un&#8217;s screenplay for &#8220;Indiana Jones and the Kimchi Hangover&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>5. A talk show on &#8220;Twin Cities News Talk&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>4. Digitally substitute Kim Jong Un for Jeff Daniels in <em>The Big Lebowski<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. Go back and rewrite\/reshoot\/re-release <em>Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones <\/em>and <em>Revenge of the Sith.\u00a0 <\/em>And get them right this time.<\/p>\n<p>2. More nude scenes involving Jennifer Lawrence.<\/p>\n<p>1. No <em>South Park <\/em>parody of the entire hacking\/cancelling <em>The Interview <\/em>fiasco.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In addition to gundecking the premiere of The Interview, my sources at the FBI tell me the North Koreans have demanded the following: 10.\u00a0 Also remove &#8220;Knocked Up&#8221; from circulation. 9. Bring back Life In Rehab 8. Digitally insert Kim Jong Un into all of Rogan&#8217;s parts in Freaks and Geeks.\u00a0 7. Digitally insert Kim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,51,73,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-liberal-tyranny","category-western-civilization","category-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50003"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50008,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50003\/revisions\/50008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}