{"id":49987,"date":"2014-12-18T07:58:42","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T13:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=49987"},"modified":"2014-12-18T07:59:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-18T13:59:10","slug":"open-letter-to-michelle-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=49987","title":{"rendered":"Open Letter To Michelle Obama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Michelle Obama, FLOTUS<br \/>\nFrom: Mitch Berg, Commoner<br \/>\nRe: Shelves<\/p>\n<p>I \u2013 6&#8217;5&#8243; white guy \u2013 get asked by short people between three and five times a year to help someone get something off of the top shelf at Target, Walmart, or any other grocery store.<\/p>\n<p>Heretofore, I&#8217;ve always been happy to oblige.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve taken the scales for my eyes. Please give me a civil rights department contact; <a href=\"http:\/\/hotair.com\/archives\/2014\/12\/17\/michelle-obama-asking-me-to-help-you-get-something-off-the-shelf-at-target-might-be-racist\/?utm_source=hafbp&#038;utm_medium=fbpage&#038;utm_campaign=haupdate\">clearly, litigation is in order<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Michelle Obama, FLOTUS From: Mitch Berg, Commoner Re: Shelves I \u2013 6&#8217;5&#8243; white guy \u2013 get asked by short people between three and five times a year to help someone get something off of the top shelf at Target, Walmart, or any other grocery store. Heretofore, I&#8217;ve always been happy to oblige. You&#8217;ve taken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49987"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49989,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49987\/revisions\/49989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}