{"id":4836,"date":"2009-05-26T07:51:03","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T12:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4836"},"modified":"2009-05-26T07:51:03","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T12:51:03","slug":"insert-joke-about-married-life-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4836","title":{"rendered":"Insert Joke About Married Life Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A newlywed groom in Taiwan <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/oddlyEnoughNews\/idUSTRE54O39H20090525?feedType=RSS&#038;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews\">dies after drinking too much at his wedding:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty Times reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So many snarky punch lines present themselves:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Who does he think he is?\u00a0 Atomizer?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Great idea for the next time <em>I <\/em>get married&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Who does he think he is?\u00a0 Brian Ward?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;He musta watched <em>Mad Men\u00a0 <\/em>the night before&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll leave it to the expertise of my assembled commentariat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A newlywed groom in Taiwan dies after drinking too much at his wedding: The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty Times reported. So many snarky punch lines present themselves: &#8220;Who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-and-women","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}