{"id":48275,"date":"2014-10-20T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T17:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=48275"},"modified":"2014-10-20T16:10:52","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T21:10:52","slug":"our-incoherent-newspaper-of-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=48275","title":{"rendered":"Our Incoherent Newspaper Of Record"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On &#8220;Up and At &#8216;Em&#8221;, on the lesser talk station this morning, Ben Kruse said (I&#8217;ll paraphrase) if you left out the parts about Governor Dayton, this past weekend&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/opinion\/editorials\/279626652.html\">endorsement of the incumbent governor <\/a>actually reads a little like an endorsement of Jeff Johnson.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?attachment_id=25707\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25707\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-25707\" title=\"DFLMinistryofTruthLARGE\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DFLMinistryofTruthLARGE.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DFLMinistryofTruthLARGE.png 320w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/DFLMinistryofTruthLARGE-300x227.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And Ben had a point:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Johnson, 47, is gubernatorial material&#8230;Voters who want a state government that\u2019s leaner and more trusting of the marketplace to solve public problems can opt for Johnson without concern that he is unprepared, excessively doctrinaire or temperamentally ill-suited to the office&#8230;.Unlike Dayton, <strong>Johnson is unfettered to Education Minnesota, the teachers\u2019 union<\/strong>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[Remember the emphasized bit.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be making a return appearance]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0He\u2019s eager to pursue changes in teacher licensure and tenure rules that might strengthen the state\u2019s teaching corps \u2014 versions of which Dayton vetoed&#8230;Johnson is also more open to changing the state\u2019s tax code in ways that would better align Minnesota competitively with other states, by broadening the sales tax to more consumer purchases while reducing its rate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>All of that&#8217;s true.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But they went with <del>Governor Messinger<\/del> Mark Dayton anyway.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Minnesota is back where it belongs. It has resumed its strong position among Midwestern states in employment, incomes, educational attainment and quality of life. Gov. Mark Dayton can\u2019t take sole credit for the rebound from recession \u2014 nor does this modest leader make that claim. But the DFLer\u2019s stewardship since 2011 has made a positive contribution to recovery, and his aims for a second term would continue that course.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That is, of course, the narrative that the Alliance for a Better Minnesota has spent millions to establish in this state.<\/p>\n<p>The truth, of course, is that most of the &#8220;positive contributions&#8221; happened in the first two years of <del>Messinger&#8217;s<\/del> Dayton&#8217;s term.\u00a0 Since the DFL took unfettered control of state government, unemployment has dropped mostly due to people taking crummy jobs or leaving the workforce.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>But we digress.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Like An Ink-Stained Nadia Comaneci<\/strong>:\u00a0 I\u00a0originally entitled this piece &#8220;Our Senile Newspaper of Record&#8221; &#8211; but I changed my mind; it takes some mental chops to do the logical gymnastics the <em>Strib <\/em>goes through to get to painting Dayton&#8217;s term as a positive and Dayton as a capable leader:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>State government stability is itself a competitive asset, one Minnesotans should not want to jeopardize again.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What the hell does that even mean?<\/p>\n<p>The answer:\u00a0 whatever the narrator wants it to mean.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>For example, the Strib would have you believe that before Mark Dayton, Minnesota was\u00a0a cold Bolivia, apparently:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dayton deserves credit for the fiscal stability that has returned on his watch. His push to correct the oversized income tax cuts enacted in 1999 and 2000 was important to that change, as was the discipline to enlarge the state\u2019s reserves and repay more than $2 billion owed to school districts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dayton &#8220;paid back&#8221; the shift <em>entirely <\/em>because he<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=21183\"> delayed the GOP&#8217;s attempt to &#8220;pay it back&#8221; until the DFL could claim credit<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The Special Interest Drinking Game:\u00a0 Now &#8211; with a reminder from Jack and Ben&#8217;s show this morning &#8211; let&#8217;s read this next graf and go back to the <em>Strib&#8217;s <\/em>muted praise for Johnson:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The state\u2019s stronger balance sheet leads a long list of first-term accomplishments justifying Dayton\u2019s re-election. Also there: All-day kindergarten. Beefed-up funding for preschool for needy families. Same-sex marriage. Human services funding reform, saving Minnesota taxpayers an estimated $1 billion a year. A higher minimum wage. An end to a decade of disinvestment in higher education. Support for the Rochester infrastructure that\u2019s crucial to Mayo Clinic expansion. A renewed partnership with local governments, slowing the increase in property taxes. Alternative teacher licensure and teacher performance evaluation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If this were a drinking game &#8211; &#8220;Special Interest Shots&#8221;, where you took a drink every time the paper mentioned a bit of DFL special interest pork &#8211; you&#8217;d be dead of alcohol poisoning now.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Making History Out Of Nothing At All<\/strong>:\u00a0 Now &#8211; Minnesota&#8217;s Obamacare exchange is a disaster.\u00a0 Perhaps you&#8217;ve heard.\u00a0 It was in all the papers &#8211; for a while, anyway.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Heeeere&#8217;s whitewash!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dayton\u2019s credits also include extending the benefits of health insurance to more than 250,000 previously uninsured Minnesotans, by embracing the federal Affordable Care Act.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is simply false.<\/p>\n<p>92% of Minnesotans were insured <em>before <\/em>MNSure &#8211;\u00a0and <em>every single\u00a0Minnesotan that was\u00a0involuntarily uninsured\u00a0<\/em>before 2012 <em>could <\/em>have been covered through one existing program or\u00a0another.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;250,000 previously uninsured&#8221; are\u00a0insured today &#8211; at exquisite cost to the taxpayer &#8211; are there mostly because the law says they have to be.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Not because Mark Dayton did such a\u00a0helluvva job.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll give the Strib points for consistency.\u00a0 While their praise for his first term was a checklist of special interest sops, their outlook for the second term is&#8230;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The second-term agenda Dayton outlines befits him. It\u2019s substantial but not slick, and focused on jobs. He wants state government to be an ally of Minnesota\u2019s high-tech industries by better meeting their need for highly skilled workers, and of the health care and medical technology industries by shoring up the University of Minnesota Medical School. He wants a literacy push to boost chances that children read proficiently by grade three, and he seeks more funding for early ed.<\/p>\n<p>He also wants clean energy and robust infrastructure investments, including expansion of light-rail transit, to continue.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;more of the same.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alliance?\u00a0 What Alliance?:\u00a0 <\/strong>Finally?\u00a0 The <em>Strib <\/em>editorial team apparently did their internships writing for Fidel Castro (emphasis added):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dayton, 67, is making his sixth and what he says will be his last bid for statewide office. After a lifetime of public service, he\u2019s a well-known quantity who is offering Minnesota something rare \u2014 <strong>a governorship unbound by calculations about how to win the next election<\/strong>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dayton&#8217;s governorship has never been bound by anything but the fact that he is controlled, no less than a marionette, puppet or organ-grinder monkey &#8211; by the special interests that floated his candidacy and call, via the &#8220;Alliance for a Better MN&#8221;, all the shots in his office.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0We expect that will look a lot like what Minnesotans saw in Dayton\u2019s first term. If it does, this state will be well served.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If Dayton is re-elected, Minnesota will deserve what it gets.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:\u00a0 Fixed the link to the Strib piece.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On &#8220;Up and At &#8216;Em&#8221;, on the lesser talk station this morning, Ben Kruse said (I&#8217;ll paraphrase) if you left out the parts about Governor Dayton, this past weekend&#8217;s endorsement of the incumbent governor actually reads a little like an endorsement of Jeff Johnson.\u00a0 And Ben had a point: Johnson, 47, is gubernatorial material&#8230;Voters who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[144,2,189],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-governor","category-minnesota-politics","category-minnesotas-ministry-of-truth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48275"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48294,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48275\/revisions\/48294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}