{"id":4772,"date":"2009-05-14T06:01:51","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T11:01:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4772"},"modified":"2009-08-10T15:49:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T20:49:13","slug":"exit-stage-left-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4772","title":{"rendered":"Exit Stage Left. Please."},"content":{"rendered":"

To: Distribution List (below).<\/p>\n

From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n

Re: 15:01<\/p>\n

If you are listed below, your fifteen minutes of pop-culture\/reality show fame are officially over.\u00a0 Please depart the public eye until the unlikely event you are asked to return.\u00a0<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Omarosa<\/li>\n
  2. Gene Simmons<\/li>\n
  3. Ozzy Ozbourne<\/li>\n
  4. Shanna Moakler<\/li>\n
  5. The cast of Little People, Big World<\/em><\/li>\n
  6. “Dog” Chapman<\/li>\n
  7. The Real World<\/em><\/li>\n
  8. Tori Spelling<\/li>\n
  9. The Real Housewives of <\/em>[anyplace]<\/li>\n
  10. The entire cast of Flipping Out<\/em>.<\/li>\n
  11. Tyra Banks<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Thanks for your cooperation.<\/p>\n

    That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    To: Distribution List (below). From: Mitch Berg Re: 15:01 If you are listed below, your fifteen minutes of pop-culture\/reality show fame are officially over.\u00a0 Please depart the public eye until the unlikely event you are asked to return.\u00a0 Omarosa Gene Simmons Ozzy Ozbourne Shanna Moakler The cast of Little People, Big World “Dog” Chapman The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}