{"id":4735,"date":"2009-05-05T06:40:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T11:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4735"},"modified":"2009-05-05T06:41:57","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T11:41:57","slug":"you-know-who-you-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4735","title":{"rendered":"You Know Who You Are"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You are a blogger, writing for a blog that is, let&#8217;s just say, &#8220;hyperspecialized&#8221; on one local politician.<\/p>\n<p>In some of your more many flights of fancy, you call yourself a &#8220;citizen journalist&#8221;.\u00a0 I will, in fact, call you &#8220;journalist&#8221;; first, you have to call me &#8220;Admiral&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress.<\/p>\n<p>You asked me a question last week on your &#8220;blog&#8221;; if the Tea Parties are as independent as I said they were in a stand-up interview with am anonymous blogger who was roaming the Capitol grounds with a camera during the Tea Party, &#8220;who pays for the porta-potties?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you chuckled a high-pitched, strangled, adenoidal cackle as you hit &#8220;Post&#8221; on that one.<\/p>\n<p>But since you fancy yourself a &#8220;journalist&#8221;, I thought I&#8217;d ask you, why not do what &#8220;journalists&#8221; do?\u00a0 Do what I used to do back when I was a &#8220;reporter&#8221;; do the actual work, and call around and <em>find out who paid for the porta-potties<\/em>, so as to tell once and for all if there&#8217;s a vast, right-wing conspiracy behind the Tea Parties, or if it is (like pretty much everything that&#8217;s ever been in your &#8220;blog&#8221;) a rumor and an assumption and a nudge and wink and strangled cackle?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah &#8211; I talked with Toni Backdahl, one of the people from &#8220;Moving MN Forward&#8221;, the grass roots group that organized the MN Tea Party.\u00a0 She writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8211; Walgreens stuff for event:\u00a0\u00a010.64<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Adobe font for T-shirts:\u00a0\u00a058.72<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; domain names .org, .inf, .net:\u00a0\u00a050<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; building tops for barrels:\u00a0\u00a034.08<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; office max:\u00a0\u00a033.62<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; archivers paper:\u00a0\u00a017.06<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; banners:\u00a0\u00a0220.97<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Blick art:\u00a0\u00a024.58<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0 metal for stand: \u00a0123.56<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0 insurance: \u00a0463.81<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; t-shirts Monitors: \u00a0567<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Office supply: \u00a0122.59<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; 2-way radios:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0330<\/p>\n<p>Total costs:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a02056.63<\/p>\n<p>donations:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a01630<\/p>\n<p>left to cover:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0-426<\/p>\n<p>The above is [one of the local organizer]\u2019s account for her portion of the event. Online T-Shirt sales figure is not included here, but our portion is minimal and most likely will not cover the deficit. Also they sold some t-shirts at the event but haven\u2019t received any info on that either.<\/p>\n<p>[Another local organizer] received a few donations from friends of his to cover the cost of printing (15,000 flyers and 10,000 post cards)<\/p>\n<p>Port-a-potties were $497.00 (one friend gave him $500 for it)<\/p>\n<p>I had about $200.00 worth of expenses (cell phone, hosting, printing and misc) that I donated without reimbursement<\/p>\n<p>[Another local organizer] had about $100.00 worth of expenses in cell phone charges she donated without reimbursement. Angela had expenses for the credential materials she donated without reimbursement.<\/p>\n<p>We all brought garbage bags and water (which got mixed into the water from [Minnesotans for Limited Government])<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sounds like Rush Limbaugh and &#8220;Faux&#8221; News (hahaha, that never gets old -no, really) teamed up!<\/p>\n<p>But at any rate &#8211; see?\u00a0 It&#8217;s fairly simple.\u00a0 Question answered.<\/p>\n<p>Now you can respond to this one of two ways:\u00a0 do some digging and find actual <em>evidence <\/em>that there&#8217;s some larger, more sinister group funding these Tea Parties, or giggle your strangled little giggle and snark &#8220;Suuuuuure, that&#8217;s <em>all<\/em>&#8220;, and scamper back to your little cave.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing you&#8217;ll go with &#8220;B&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Now, since we&#8217;re all playing &#8220;journalist&#8221;, I have a question for all of you: Is the entire staff your Bachman-Derangement-Syndrome motivated blog a result of attempted lobotomies gone terribly wrong, or did your parents feed you peeled lead paint chips as babies?<\/p>\n<p>See?\u00a0 <em>That&#8217;s <\/em>journalism!<\/p>\n<p>Playing little doop-di-doop games with Photoshop?\u00a0 Not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are a blogger, writing for a blog that is, let&#8217;s just say, &#8220;hyperspecialized&#8221; on one local politician. In some of your more many flights of fancy, you call yourself a &#8220;citizen journalist&#8221;.\u00a0 I will, in fact, call you &#8220;journalist&#8221;; first, you have to call me &#8220;Admiral&#8221;. But I digress. 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