{"id":47289,"date":"2014-09-19T05:34:39","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T10:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=47289"},"modified":"2014-09-19T05:34:39","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T10:34:39","slug":"modeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=47289","title":{"rendered":"Modeling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Got to the office Monday, arms and back were sore from a weekend Honey-Do project.  No pain pills at the office.<br \/>\nI had bottles of ibuprofen and acetaminophen in my desk drawer, but new office assistant (21-year old woman) re-organized.  The bottles had expiration dates of 2011 and 2012 so she threw them away.  She didn\u2019t want me to poison myself with expired medication.<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t have the heart to tell her that acetaminophen and ibuprofen do not expire.  She means well, she just doesn\u2019t know any better.<br \/>\nShe\u2019s a perfect Democrat: she causes others to suffer pain but since she was acting with good intentions and didn\u2019t mean to cause harm, she can\u2019t be blamed for it.<br \/>\nJoe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> True enough.<\/p>\n<p>Although she won&#8217;t be a true democrat until she actively demonizes you for seeking a solution she disagreed with\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Got to the office Monday, arms and back were sore from a weekend Honey-Do project. No pain pills at the office. I had bottles of ibuprofen and acetaminophen in my desk drawer, but new office assistant (21-year old woman) re-organized. The bottles had expiration dates of 2011 and 2012 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47290,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47289\/revisions\/47290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}