{"id":469,"date":"2007-02-19T08:04:22","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T14:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/02\/19\/how-to-give-a-shiftless-idiot-a-cheap-legal-victory\/"},"modified":"2007-02-19T08:09:10","modified_gmt":"2007-02-19T14:09:10","slug":"how-to-give-a-shiftless-idiot-a-cheap-legal-victory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"How To Give A Shiftless Idiot A Cheap Legal Victory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Women, in general, have an insurmountable advantage in custody trials, especially if the kids involved are younger than four years old.  It&#8217;s almost impossible for a woman to lose under those circumstances, barring crack addiction (maybe) and gross moral turpitude.  Especially if the fathers are famously moronic.<\/p>\n<p>And yet&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span class=\"norm12\">But [Britney Spears] stayed less than 24 hours before returning to California, where she briefly visited her sons in Malibu before shaving off her hair, getting tattooed and dashing to a hospital in the early hours and asking for help.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.thesun.co.uk\/picture\/0,,2007080193,00.jpg\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span class=\"norm12\" \/> K-Fed?  If it&#8217;s legal vindication you want, you married and divorced the right chick.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Women, in general, have an insurmountable advantage in custody trials, especially if the kids involved are younger than four years old. It&#8217;s almost impossible for a woman to lose under those circumstances, barring crack addiction (maybe) and gross moral turpitude. Especially if the fathers are famously moronic. And yet&#8230; But [Britney Spears] stayed less than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-law","category-men-and-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}