{"id":46826,"date":"2014-09-02T06:00:38","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T11:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=46826"},"modified":"2014-10-19T16:22:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-19T21:22:05","slug":"the-fact-check-ill-wait-patiently-for-mprs-poligraph-feature-to-get-around-to-doing-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=46826","title":{"rendered":"The \u201cFact-Check\u201d I\u2019ll Wait Patiently For MPR\u2019s \u201cPoligraph\u201d Feature To Get Around To Doing, Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Claim<\/strong>:\u00a0 Every weekend for the past forty years, Garrison Keillor has closed his &#8220;News from Lake Wobegone&#8221; segment by claiming all the men are strong, all the women are good-looking, and all the children are above-average&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?attachment_id=30140\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-30140\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-30140\" title=\"Facts-Header\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Facts-Header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Facts-Header.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Facts-Header-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But we wanted to know &#8211; is it true?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Evidence<\/strong>: In Keillor&#8217;s favor, we note that not only is his claim &#8211; like Jeff Johnson&#8217;s <a title=\"MPR: Everything Is Juuuuust Fine\" href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=46749\">statement <\/a>that Governor Dayton is &#8220;in trouble&#8221; &#8211; subjective, but it is in fact dramatic license, a tag line to a series of fictional essays.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>However, the winner of the 2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/World%27s_Strongest_Man#Official_results_.E2.80.93_top_three_places\">World&#8217;s Strongest Man competition <\/a>is \u017dydr\u016bnas Savickas, of Lithuania.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The world&#8217;s foremost empirical test of female beauty is the Miss Universe pageant &#8211; and the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gabriela_Isler\">most recent winner<\/a>, in 2013, was Mar\u00eda Gabriela de Jes\u00fas Isler Morales of Venezuela.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And since Minnesota stopped requiring graduation testing in 2013, it&#8217;s impossible to empirically say what &#8220;average&#8221; is, or whether Lake Wobegone&#8217;s children &#8211; fictional though they may be &#8211; are above it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/publicradio1.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com\/capitol-view\/files\/2013\/11\/poligraph-misleading.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Verdict<\/strong> &#8211; So since neither the world&#8217;s strongest man nor most beautiful woman resides in Lake Wobegone, and there is no means to measure the children, we give this claim a rating of &#8220;Misleading&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Claim:\u00a0 Every weekend for the past forty years, Garrison Keillor has closed his &#8220;News from Lake Wobegone&#8221; segment by claiming all the men are strong, all the women are good-looking, and all the children are above-average&#8221;. But we wanted to know &#8211; is it true?\u00a0 The Evidence: In Keillor&#8217;s favor, we note that not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,130,230],"tags":[318],"class_list":["post-46826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-tc-media-bias","category-the-fact-check-scam","tag-mngov-2014"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46826"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48261,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46826\/revisions\/48261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}