{"id":462,"date":"2007-02-15T11:41:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T17:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php\/index.php\/2007\/02\/15\/it-could-be-worse\/"},"modified":"2007-02-15T11:42:55","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T17:42:55","slug":"it-could-be-worse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"It Could Be Worse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Periodically, I highlight – er, “lowlight” –\u00a0dismal moments in my dating life (Parts I<\/a> and II<\/a>).\u00a0<\/p>\n

But it could\u00a0 certainly be worse<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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The victim, 45, and [accused vampire wannabee Tiffany] Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said.<\/p>\n

But that’s when Sutton reportedly pulled out a knife and cut the victim’s leg, police said.<\/p>\n

Sutton reportedly told him that she “likes to drink blood” and made several cuts to his upper body, police said.<\/p>\n

He also said Sutton drank a “little bit” of his blood, police said.<\/p>\n

He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said.<\/p>\n

The victim passed out before his friend found him covered in blood called the police, police said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

You really <\/em>have to read the fine print on Match.com…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Periodically, I highlight – er, “lowlight” –\u00a0dismal moments in my dating life (Parts I and II).\u00a0 But it could\u00a0 certainly be worse: The victim, 45, and [accused vampire wannabee Tiffany] Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime-and-punishment","category-men-and-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}