{"id":4596,"date":"2009-04-17T06:51:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T11:51:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4596"},"modified":"2013-10-02T09:23:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T14:23:57","slug":"two-questions-for-anderson-cooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4596","title":{"rendered":"Two Questions For Anderson Cooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: Anderson Cooper<\/p>\n<p>From: Mitch Berg<\/p>\n<p>Re: Your 4\/15 cablecast<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Cooper,<\/p>\n<p>Sitting back, I can think of many times, chatting away with my project-mates in the bullpen, where I&#8217;d unwrap a bag of Earl Grey or Rooibos and dunk it in hot water, without interrupting my verbal train of thought.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also wondered about the cognitive logistics of that more metaphorical, historical tea-related moment, the Boston Tea Party &#8211; and not only do I believe that hauling bales of tea leaves would not pose a cognitive obstacle to speech, but having worked a few heavy manual labor jobs, I&#8217;ll tell you that talking, even yelling, are perfectly normal while hauling heavy things.\u00a0 One might reasonably suppose that dropping or throwing lighter amounts &#8211; say, individual bags through boxes &#8211; would present even less of an obstacle.<\/p>\n<p>There is, of course, another definition of &#8220;teabagging&#8221;, well known to anyone who has been in fourth grade &#8211; utterly unrelated to the previous two examples, but which would, perforce, make talking difficult.<\/p>\n<p>Now, on your April 15 broadcast, you quipped &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=TyhP1pFO_8A\">it&#8217;s hard to talk when you&#8217;re teabagging<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>As I demonstrated above, that&#8217;s only true with one meaning of the term.<\/p>\n<p>So Mr. Cooper, question one: it&#8217;d logically seem that you&#8217;re referring to the latter definition of the term; in addition, you said your quip with such an air of first-person authority; how indeed <em>do <\/em>you know it&#8217;s &#8220;hard to talk&#8221; while &#8220;teabagging?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And on second thought, given the inevitable, if somewhat distateful and\/or juvenile answer to the first question, the second question (&#8220;how did someone with no demonstrable talent or experience for the job other than perfect silver-gray politics and hair to match ever get a job as a CNN talk show host?&#8221;) is rendered, it seems, moot.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks. Sorry for the imposition.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: To be fair to Cooper, he&#8217;s better than <a href=\"http:\/\/trueslant.com\/matttaibbi\/2009\/04\/14\/americas-peasant-mentality\/\">Matt Taibbi<\/a>, &#8220;policial correspondent&#8221; for bleeding-edge magazine <em>Rolling Stone<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: Anderson Cooper From: Mitch Berg Re: Your 4\/15 cablecast Mr. Cooper, Sitting back, I can think of many times, chatting away with my project-mates in the bullpen, where I&#8217;d unwrap a bag of Earl Grey or Rooibos and dunk it in hot water, without interrupting my verbal train of thought. I&#8217;ve also wondered about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,4],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-4596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","category-media","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38803,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4596\/revisions\/38803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}