{"id":4588,"date":"2009-04-16T07:54:42","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T12:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4588"},"modified":"2009-04-16T10:15:14","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T15:15:14","slug":"am-i-the-only-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4588","title":{"rendered":"Am I The Only One&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;who has trouble mixing up Janet Napolitano &#8211; former Arizona &#8220;governor&#8221;, current DHS secretary, and bureaucrat who sees a potential terrorist in every conservative &#8211; and Johnette Napolitano, singer for the &#8217;80s garage-punk band Concrete Blond?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, the names.\u00a0 Not so much the resemblances:<\/p>\n<p>Janet:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.publicradio.org\/content\/2007\/02\/27\/20070227_napolitano_3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Johnette:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"332\" width=\"229\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pittsburghlive.com\/photos\/2007-05-23\/0524napolitano-b.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nWonder if the DHS secretary gets requests to sing &#8220;Joey&#8221; at the department&#8217;s Karaoke night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;who has trouble mixing up Janet Napolitano &#8211; former Arizona &#8220;governor&#8221;, current DHS secretary, and bureaucrat who sees a potential terrorist in every conservative &#8211; and Johnette Napolitano, singer for the &#8217;80s garage-punk band Concrete Blond? I mean, the names.\u00a0 Not so much the resemblances: Janet: Johnette: Wonder if the DHS secretary gets requests to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}