{"id":45855,"date":"2014-07-23T05:00:22","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T10:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=45855"},"modified":"2014-10-21T12:34:17","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T17:34:17","slug":"eggs-for-the-omelet-as-it-were","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=45855","title":{"rendered":"Eggs For The Omelet, As It Were"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Michelle Obama wants grocery stores to <a href=\"http:\/\/eagnews.org\/with-nations-school-lunches-fundamentally-transformed-michelle-o-eyes-talking-shopping-carts\/\">install talking grocery carts<\/a> that will encourage shoppers to buy healthier food.<br \/>\nI predict that as soon as my medical records become part of Obama-care, the NSA will monitor the bar code scanner as I load the talking grocery cart with purchases and when it sees the package of Hostess Ding Dongs, a red light will flash and the cart will shout &#8220;HELP HELP UNWISE FOOD CHOICE IN AISLE THREE&#8221; until a Team Member arrives to take away the unhealthy item to replace it with a nice head of broccoli.<br \/>\nI can hardly wait.<br \/>\nJoe Doakes\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;ll have to do until the kids are trained to do the ratting-out more reliably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Michelle Obama wants grocery stores to install talking grocery carts that will encourage shoppers to buy healthier food. I predict that as soon as my medical records become part of Obama-care, the NSA will monitor the bar code scanner as I load the talking grocery cart with purchases and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45855"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48335,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45855\/revisions\/48335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}