{"id":4583,"date":"2009-04-15T14:25:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T19:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4583"},"modified":"2009-04-15T14:25:26","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T19:25:26","slug":"i-want-to-ride-my-bicycle-i-want-to-ride-my-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4583","title":{"rendered":"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Being self-employed has it&#8217;s trade-offs.<\/p>\n<p>On one hand, 10 AM this morning, writing sizeable checks to &#8220;Minnesota Revenue&#8221; and the &#8220;US Treasury&#8221; &#8211; an oxymoron if ever there was one.<\/p>\n<p>On the other: home early, by my own volition,\u00a0to ride my bike for the first time this season. On a sunny, 70-degree day in April&#8230;in Minnesota no less.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fair trade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being self-employed has it&#8217;s trade-offs. On one hand, 10 AM this morning, writing sizeable checks to &#8220;Minnesota Revenue&#8221; and the &#8220;US Treasury&#8221; &#8211; an oxymoron if ever there was one. On the other: home early, by my own volition,\u00a0to ride my bike for the first time this season. On a sunny, 70-degree day in April&#8230;in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-johnny-roosh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}