{"id":4553,"date":"2009-04-10T12:24:58","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T17:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4553"},"modified":"2009-04-10T12:24:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T17:24:58","slug":"shocked-and-awed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4553","title":{"rendered":"Shocked and Awed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got my kids cell phones for Christmas.\u00a0 The cheap ones, mind you &#8211; the kind you get for next to nothing at WalMart, and use the ultra-cheepo pay as you go plans.\u00a0 It&#8217;s mainly so I can stay in touch with &#8217;em.<\/p>\n<p>But they hit me up for the unlimited text plans.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Unlimited?&#8221;, my taciturn Norwegian and thrifty Caledonian sides exclaimed simultaneously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah.\u00a0 We text more than we talk.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well&#8221;, I responded, &#8220;how about the $4 for 1000 a month plan&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Bun rolled her eyes.\u00a0 &#8220;I can do a thousand in a week, Dad&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>However, I did find that by trading talk time for text messages, it made the whole deal cheaper while actually improving my main goal &#8211; having my kids reachable (it&#8217;s much cheaper to make sure they never run out of text messages than talk time) anytime, anyplace.<\/p>\n<p>Although I was a little skeptical about that whole &#8220;thousand message a week&#8221; thing.<\/p>\n<p>I said I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/lifestyle\/family\/42763697.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUnciaec8O7EyUsl\"><em>was <\/em>skeptical.\u00a0 No more<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A cell phone used by a Wyoming 13-year-old to run up a nearly $5,000 phone bill will text no more thanks to her angry father and his hammer. Dena Christoffersen of Cheyenne sent or received about 20,000 text messages over about a month, and her parents&#8217; phone plan didn&#8217;t cover texting.<\/p>\n<p>Gregg Christoffersen told KUSA-TV of Denver this week that he thought texting had been disabled on her daughter&#8217;s phone, which he smashed hours after getting a phone bill for more than $4,750.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s good news, too:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The family said Verizon has been willing to knock the bill down to a reasonable level.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>20,000 a month.<\/p>\n<p>Where does she find time to breathe?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got my kids cell phones for Christmas.\u00a0 The cheap ones, mind you &#8211; the kind you get for next to nothing at WalMart, and use the ultra-cheepo pay as you go plans.\u00a0 It&#8217;s mainly so I can stay in touch with &#8217;em. But they hit me up for the unlimited text plans.\u00a0 &#8220;Unlimited?&#8221;, my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}