{"id":4477,"date":"2009-04-01T08:30:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T13:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4477"},"modified":"2009-04-02T07:26:17","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T12:26:17","slug":"hot-hair-removal-gear-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4477","title":{"rendered":"Hot Gear <strike>Friday<\/strike> Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3645\/3389918685_9da77db830.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>May I present for this week&#8217;s Hot Gear <strike>Friday<\/strike> Wednesday installment, the Phillips Norelco Nose and Ear Trimmer Model NT9110.<\/p>\n<p>This high-performance, smartly-designed and thoughtfully-engineered grooming aid is a quiet, yet powerful hair removal system for the demanding, highly visible, metrosexual lifestyle of prominent bloggers like Mitch Berg and your own Johnny Roosh.<\/p>\n<p>The NT9110 is 100% water resistant for easy use and cleaning, runs on one widely available AA Battery and includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2 eyebrow combs, long and short<\/li>\n<li>2 trimming combs<\/li>\n<li>Protection cap<\/li>\n<li>2-year world wide guarantee<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I especially appreciate the motor&#8217;s turbine-like smoothness, the body&#8217;s quality feel, it&#8217;s sensuous form factor, and the tactile pleasure of holding my Phillips Norelco NT9110&#8217;s Soft-Grip rubber jacket as I advance it&#8217;s humming proboscis ever deeper into my aural and nasal cavities so as to keep my nostrils and ears free of follicular overgrowth for many hours at a time.<\/p>\n<p>The business end of this precision-designed grooming machine is intuitively canted to maximize comfort and reach.<\/p>\n<p>The water resistant design allows full-stream rinsing to remove the bounty of organic debris that collects as you comfortably navigate the aforementioned body cavities.<\/p>\n<p>The efficacy of this appliance is demonstrated here in recent photos of me &#8220;before&#8221; and &#8220;after&#8221; employing my Phillips Norelco NT9110 before a recent MOB Gala.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3637\/3389944143_c615aee42d.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3618\/3389944115_6266357f98.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, I&#8217;m no <strong>April fool<\/strong>. So if you&#8217;re like me, and of <em>course<\/em> you are &#8211; who <em>wouldn&#8217;t<\/em> want to be &#8211; you will appreciate the ease and efficiency with which the Phillips Norelco NT9110 keeps unwanted follicles at bay, leaving you with that just-groomed look for gatherings both business&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and <em>pleasure<\/em>.<\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" id=\"result_box\">\u56fd\u4ea7 (Made in China)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May I present for this week&#8217;s Hot Gear Friday Wednesday installment, the Phillips Norelco Nose and Ear Trimmer Model NT9110. This high-performance, smartly-designed and thoughtfully-engineered grooming aid is a quiet, yet powerful hair removal system for the demanding, highly visible, metrosexual lifestyle of prominent bloggers like Mitch Berg and your own Johnny Roosh. The NT9110 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,58],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4477","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hot-gear-friday","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}