{"id":44715,"date":"2014-06-09T05:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-06-09T10:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=44715"},"modified":"2014-06-08T18:29:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-08T23:29:56","slug":"mythos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=44715","title":{"rendered":"Where There&#8217;s Smoke&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Prometheus, that bastard, taught mankind how to cook with fire, thereby setting in motion a scheme to<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rsc.org\/chemistryworld\/2014\/05\/air-water-interface-fatty-acid-aerosols\" target=\"_blank\"> destroy the ozone layer <\/a>causing climate change that will kill us all.<\/p>\n<p>He got off easy.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Look for the City of Minneapolis to ban outdoor cooking by 2020.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Prometheus, that bastard, taught mankind how to cook with fire, thereby setting in motion a scheme to destroy the ozone layer causing climate change that will kill us all. He got off easy. Joe Doakes Look for the City of Minneapolis to ban outdoor cooking by 2020.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44715"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44717,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44715\/revisions\/44717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}