{"id":4462,"date":"2009-03-26T13:31:53","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T18:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4462"},"modified":"2009-03-26T13:31:53","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T18:31:53","slug":"pissed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4462","title":{"rendered":"Pissed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the fine.<\/p>\n

Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed<\/a> for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And when you pay it, don’t spray it.<\/p>\n

Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic bag, peeing in the bag and sending it in. Upon receiving Lynch’s little care package, the courthouse staff gave it to a police officer and declined to accept the pungent payment to clear the ticket.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Turns out Lynch didn’t break any laws \u2013 it’s not necessarily illegal to mail bodily fluids.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh? Good to know.<\/p>\n

The pee-and-pennies were sent back to Lynch \u2013 COD, in fact \u2013 with a note that said they couldn’t be taken because “the pile of coins emitted a strong, pungent odor of stale urine.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Fresh <\/em>urine: is that an oxymoron?<\/p>\n

Lynch responded by sending a check made out to another agency, which was returned, then he sent a check for the wrong amount. Now he’s on the hook for $271 because his payment is late.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Nope, just a moron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the fine. Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206. And when you pay it, don’t spray it. Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}