{"id":44529,"date":"2014-06-03T09:26:30","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T14:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=44529"},"modified":"2014-06-03T09:26:30","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T14:26:30","slug":"poll-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=44529","title":{"rendered":"Poll Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for us to exercise our Christian charity (or Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or even Skeptic charity &#8211; I don&#8217;t care much) and help the Democrat party come up with a new slogan.<\/p>\n<p>These are from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=44475\">yesterday&#8217;s nomination round<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/\/ Begin Pollhost.com Poll Code \/\/ --><\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/poll.pollhost.com\/vote.cgi\" method=\"post\">\n<table width=\"150\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" bgcolor=\"#ffffff\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #000088;\"><strong>What Should The New Democrat Party Slogan Be?<\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"5\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"answer\" value=\"1\" \/><\/td>\n<td><span style=\"font-family: Arial; color: #000088;\">Believe The Media, Not Your Lying Eyes! 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These are from yesterday&#8217;s nomination round: What Should The New Democrat Party Slogan Be? Believe The Media, Not Your Lying Eyes! 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