Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n
The panhandlers are back, stronger than ever. Used to be one per overpass, now there are four. I didn\u2019t see them this Winter, when they could have made a bundle shoveling sidewalks. Do panhandlers hibernate, like bears, or are they migratory, like geese? Maybe the DNR should put up \u201cNo Feeding\u201d signs.<\/p>\n
I know the courts have ruled that panhandlers have a First Amendment right to ask the public for donations, but I got hit up in the drive-through lane at McDonalds this morning, which is a little much. At first I thought I might slide out of it: he was wearing an American flag on his jacket so I suspected he was a Tea Partier seeking donations to spread the word about Obama\u2019s fake economic \u201crecovery.\u201d If that had been the case, I could have saved a buck plus sicced the IRS on him because, as everyone knows, Tea Partiers have no First Amendment rights. But no \u2013 he only wanted money for the bus to get to the homeless shelter for breakfast, so I was stuck.<\/p>\n
This is an area where traditional DFL solutions would work: regulate, license and tax. Permit fees and registration. Make them register as licensed mendicants, same as itinerent peddlers. If they work in teams, they must provide employer-paid insurance, including unemployment and Obama care. They need a permit for each day and location of business. Hot spots require a medallion, just like a taxi at the airport. Also nobody is allowed to give alms in amounts less than $20.00. After all, beggers deserve a living handout. Or livable handout, I’ve lost track of the current terminology.<\/p>\n
Mandatory jail for first offenders, escalating punishment for scofflaws. Traditional Liberal solutions can solve modern urban problems. We just need to implement them.<\/p>\n
Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
They “solve” all manner of free enterprise and prosperity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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