{"id":4412,"date":"2009-03-18T12:14:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-18T17:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4412"},"modified":"2009-03-18T13:03:10","modified_gmt":"2009-03-18T18:03:10","slug":"i-like-boiled-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4412","title":{"rendered":"I <i>Like<\/i> Boiled Carrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but wouldn&#8217;t want to be <em>compared <\/em>to one, and certainly not by a woman (it sort of refers to one&#8217;s <em>manhood<\/em>, and not favorably,<em> if you know what I mean<\/em>).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/03\/18\/opinion\/18dowd.html?_r=1\">Barack Obama even needs a teleprompter<\/a> to get mad.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;but he always <em>looks<\/em> good doing it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As he watches the fury of ordinary Americans bubble up at those who continue  to plunder our economy, he should keep in mind one of my dad\u2019s favorite Gaelic  sayings: \u201cNever bolt the door with a boiled carrot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At the White House on Monday, the president read reporters some tough talk from  the teleprompter about the chuckleheads at A.I.G., accusing them of  \u201crecklessness and greed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But it was his own boiled carrots who acted shocked at bonuses that they  should have known were coming, and should have dismantled before handing A.I.G.  another $30 billion two weeks ago.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a ton of time today to put my usual snark on this&#8230;but it&#8217;s a pretty good take on the veneer that is our President and his Cabinet, who have apparently been caught by this whole AIG debacle with their pants down (pun intended).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/news\/Analysis-White-House-Dems-apf-14677357.html\">For the first time since last fall&#8217;s election<\/a>, Democrats and the Obama  administration are backpedaling furiously on an issue easily understood by  financially strapped taxpayers: $165 million in bonuses paid out at bailed-out  AIG.<\/p>\n<p>Gone are the days when they could merely bludgeon the Bush administration and  promise to seek bipartisan solutions to the nation&#8217;s economic problems.<\/p>\n<p>Now, in control of the White House and Congress, they are struggling to come up  with an explanation for what no one in either party seems moved to defend.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But is it all Obama&#8217;s fault? Of <em>course <\/em>not.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxbusiness.com\/story\/markets\/industries\/finance\/dodd-cracks-aig---time\/\">While the Senate was constructing the $787 billion stimulus<\/a> last month, [Senate Banking Committee Chairman Chris Dodd (D-Conn.)]  added an executive-compensation restriction to the bill. The provision, now  called \u201cthe Dodd Amendment\u201d by the Obama Administration provides an \u201cexception  for contractually obligated bonuses agreed on before Feb. 11, 2009\u201d &#8212; which  exempts the very AIG bonuses Dodd and others are now seeking to tax.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And of course no one knew AIG was going to pay out millions in bonuses until they paid out millions in bonuses, right?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/id\/189792\">For months, the Obama administration and members of Congress have known<\/a> that  insurance giant AIG was getting ready to pay huge bonuses while living off  government bailouts. It wasn\u2019t until the money was flowing and news was  trickling out to the public that official Washington rose up in anger and vowed  to yank the money back.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Boiled Carrots. Yum.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3451\/3366088288_69d111d6f5.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but wouldn&#8217;t want to be compared to one, and certainly not by a woman (it sort of refers to one&#8217;s manhood, and not favorably, if you know what I mean). Barack Obama even needs a teleprompter to get mad. &#8230;but he always looks good doing it. As he watches the fury of ordinary Americans bubble [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":228,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-president-obama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/228"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}