{"id":43293,"date":"2014-04-23T05:00:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T10:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=43293"},"modified":"2014-04-22T21:07:10","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T02:07:10","slug":"attention-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=43293","title":{"rendered":"Attention, World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0The English-Speaking World<br \/>\nFrom: Mitch Berg, Angry Language Purist<br \/>\nRe: \u00a0Lunchtime Frenzy of Anger<\/p>\n<p>Dear World:<\/p>\n<p>Chipotle.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pronounced &#8220;Sha-POTE-lay&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Not &#8220;Sha-POLE-tay&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>See to this at once or suffer the consequences. \u00a0Flaming, shrapnel-laden consequences.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To: \u00a0The English-Speaking World From: Mitch Berg, Angry Language Purist Re: \u00a0Lunchtime Frenzy of Anger Dear World: Chipotle. It&#8217;s pronounced &#8220;Sha-POTE-lay&#8221;. Not &#8220;Sha-POLE-tay&#8221;. See to this at once or suffer the consequences. \u00a0Flaming, shrapnel-laden consequences. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,37],"tags":[249],"class_list":["post-43293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","category-language","tag-open-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43293"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43305,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43293\/revisions\/43305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}