{"id":4328,"date":"2009-03-04T16:40:01","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T21:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4328"},"modified":"2009-03-04T16:40:01","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T21:40:01","slug":"as-dog-sick-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4328","title":{"rendered":"As Dog, Sick Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m doing my usual thing when I have a nasty cold; lots of fluids, rest (when I can &#8211; and I actually took a rare sick day @ work today), and eating lots of onions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Onions?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yep.\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of the least appealing part of my anti-cold regimen.<\/p>\n<p>I eat lots of onions for dinner &#8211; cheese and onion enchiladas, tonight, in this case &#8211; and pound a liter or two of water before bedtime, with a NyQuil chaser.\u00a0 Then I curl up in sweats with a few extra blankets and a two-liter water bottle by my side, and try to sweat out the evening as hard as I can.<\/p>\n<p>Doctors have spent the past 25 years poo-poohing the notion that this regimen works.\u00a0 All I know is, it does; I can think of one cold in the past 20 years that it hasn&#8217;t cured, or nearly cured, overnight.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate &#8211; I&#8217;ll be in full fighting fettle for Saturday night&#8217;s MOB party!\u00a0 Or at least, fitter fettle than I was for the winter 2005 party, where I had bronchitis so bad I could barely get up from the table in the back and fill my customary role, circulating hyperactively about the place.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway &#8211; where are those sweatpants?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m doing my usual thing when I have a nasty cold; lots of fluids, rest (when I can &#8211; and I actually took a rare sick day @ work today), and eating lots of onions. &#8220;Onions?&#8221; Yep.\u00a0 It&#8217;s part of the least appealing part of my anti-cold regimen. I eat lots of onions for dinner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}