{"id":4275,"date":"2009-02-25T06:04:28","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T11:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4275"},"modified":"2009-03-01T00:34:30","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T05:34:30","slug":"news-flash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4275","title":{"rendered":"News Flash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stimulus dollars go to turning capable journalists into gabbling, addlepated, conspiracy-theory-mouthing ninnies!<\/p>\n<p>No, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnprogressiveproject.com\/diary\/2695\/pay-me-for-the-training\">really!<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Taxdollars are being used to train Pioneer Press in what I do, when I am not paid!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;d be Grace Kelly, over at <em><strike>The Heartbreak of Spirochaetal Paresis<\/strike> Minnesota Short Bus Project<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>So whaddya think, all you journos out there; you wanna get paid to <em>do what Grace Kelly does<\/em> &#8211; babble like a half-trained macaw?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stimulus dollars go to turning capable journalists into gabbling, addlepated, conspiracy-theory-mouthing ninnies! No, really! Taxdollars are being used to train Pioneer Press in what I do, when I am not paid! That&#8217;d be Grace Kelly, over at The Heartbreak of Spirochaetal Paresis Minnesota Short Bus Project. So whaddya think, all you journos out there; you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lefty-alt-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}