{"id":42342,"date":"2014-03-11T07:39:30","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T12:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42342"},"modified":"2014-03-11T07:44:31","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T12:44:31","slug":"the-global-carbon-credit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42342","title":{"rendered":"The Global Carbon Credit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Minnesota is having the<a href=\"http:\/\/minnesota.cbslocal.com\/2014\/02\/28\/misery-index-confirms-our-worst-winter-in-30-years\/\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0worst winter in 30 years<\/a>.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Australia just had\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2014\/jan\/03\/australias-hottest-year-recorded-in-2013\" target=\"_blank\">its hottest Summer<\/a>.\u00a0 Plainly, the Aussies are no allies: they&#8217;re heat thieves.\u00a0 They&#8217;ve stolen our global warming and I, for one, want it back.<\/p>\n<p>I say we invade at once, at least through April; then we can call it off and be home in time for the fishing opener.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Minnesotans who are that upset about weather could at least <em>rehearse<\/em> an invasion&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Minnesota is having the\u00a0worst winter in 30 years.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Australia just had\u00a0its hottest Summer.\u00a0 Plainly, the Aussies are no allies: they&#8217;re heat thieves.\u00a0 They&#8217;ve stolen our global warming and I, for one, want it back. I say we invade at once, at least through April; then we can call [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-global-warmingcoolingchange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42342"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42345,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42342\/revisions\/42345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}