{"id":42312,"date":"2014-03-10T06:15:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T11:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42312"},"modified":"2014-03-10T07:22:55","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T12:22:55","slug":"42312","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42312","title":{"rendered":"There Once Was A President From Nantucket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The President was in Saint Paul last week. Did Saint Paul Poet Laureate Carol Connolly memorialize the occasion with an epic poem? Why didn&#8217;t I hear about it?<\/p>\n<p>Joe Doakes<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ms. Connolly was unable to write the poem; she is apparently non-union.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to cross the artistic picket line:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The President rode on the train,<br \/>\nDebarked, and made for his plane.<br \/>\nAs he left on his trip,<br \/>\nthe train it did flip,<br \/>\nAs if it were financed by Bain.<\/p>\n<p>I live to serve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: The President was in Saint Paul last week. Did Saint Paul Poet Laureate Carol Connolly memorialize the occasion with an epic poem? Why didn&#8217;t I hear about it? Joe Doakes Ms. Connolly was unable to write the poem; she is apparently non-union. I&#8217;m going to cross the artistic picket [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42312"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42314,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42312\/revisions\/42314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}