{"id":42220,"date":"2014-03-05T11:41:58","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42220"},"modified":"2014-03-05T11:50:09","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:50:09","slug":"tax-cuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42220","title":{"rendered":"Tax Cuts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE:\u00a0 Mitch BERG is picking up cat food at the grocery store.\u00a0 Avery LIBRELLE, carrying a case of kombucha, walks past, sees BERG, and stops.\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Hey, Merg!\u00a0\u00a0 University Avenue is about to get a $1.4 Billion dollar tax cut!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 (<em>Looking for a graceful way out<\/em>)\u00a0Um, what now?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 The Green Line light rail is rebating 1.4 billion dollars worth of local, state and federal taxes to the consumer of Saint Paul!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 Um, we&#8217;re <em>spending <\/em>a billion and change on a light rail line.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0\u00a0 Right &#8211; the taxes were paid, and then the money is being sent back to the taxpayer in the form of rail!\u00a0 It&#8217;s a tax cut!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 That&#8217;s absurd.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 And MNSure is tens of millions of taxpayer dollars being returned to Minnesota&#8217;s healthcare consumers.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 And Information Technology companies, and business consultants.<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Exactly!\u00a0 All of them are benefitting from the Tax Cuts!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 None of these are tax cuts.\u00a0 All of them are government taking money from some people, and giving it to others&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;you&#8217;re a sore loser, Merg!\u00a0\u00a0 Why, look at the tax cuts we&#8217;re giving to the working poor!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 &#8220;Tax cuts?&#8221;\u00a0 You hiked the budget $2.1 Billion, and took over a billion extra out of the economy, and the <a title=\"Strib: \u201cOops \u2013 Sorry About All Those Unexpected Property Tax Hikes\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=42200\">DFL&#8217;s idea of a &#8220;tax cut&#8221; is to give a few million back <\/a>to people to reinforce their DFL votes?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Blah blah blah!\u00a0 It&#8217;s tax money, and someone is getting it back!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0 So giving hundreds of millions of tax dollars to Zygi Wilf is a &#8220;tax cut?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0\u00a0 Is it tax money?\u00a0 Is someone getting it?\u00a0 It&#8217;s a tax cut!<\/p>\n<p>BERG:\u00a0\u00a0 So the CIA and the SEALS gave Osama Bin Laden a &#8220;tax cut&#8221; when they killed him?<\/p>\n<p>LIBRELLE:\u00a0\u00a0 Don&#8217;t be absurd!\u00a0 They lowered the unemployment rate!<\/p>\n<p><em>(And SCENE)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE:\u00a0 Mitch BERG is picking up cat food at the grocery store.\u00a0 Avery LIBRELLE, carrying a case of kombucha, walks past, sees BERG, and stops.\u00a0 LIBRELLE:\u00a0 Hey, Merg!\u00a0\u00a0 University Avenue is about to get a $1.4 Billion dollar tax cut! BERG:\u00a0 (Looking for a graceful way out)\u00a0Um, what now? LIBRELLE:\u00a0 The Green Line light rail [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,123],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-42220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","category-taxes","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42220"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42228,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42220\/revisions\/42228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}