{"id":41831,"date":"2014-02-17T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T18:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=41831"},"modified":"2014-02-18T04:20:34","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T10:20:34","slug":"out-of-both-ends-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=41831","title":{"rendered":"Out Of Both Ends Of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>SCENE: \u00a0Mitch Berg is at the pharmacy, refilling a painkiller prescription. \u00a0 \u00a0He notices a tap on the shoulder. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0Mr. Victor VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE, professional fraternity organizer, and Vice Chair for Education at the 5th CD Libertarian Party.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0Hey, Berg!<\/p>\n<p>BERG (holding an acheing jaw in dire need of a root canal): \u00a0Hey, V-Molt.<\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0What did we say about that?<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Oh, OK. \u00a0Hey, Viktor. \u00a0What&#8217;s up?<\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0You&#8217;re a Christian, right?<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Yep.<\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0Kurt Tischer said &#8220;Everyone is born an atheist and an anarchist. People have to be taught religion and statism.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0That&#8217;s an attack on faith, right?<\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0Of course.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0People are also born babbling unintelligibly, utterly self-centered, unable to live independently &#8211; without their family, which is the ultimate autocracy &#8211; and crapping and peeing all over the place. \u00a0Are these also desirable traits?<\/p>\n<p>VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0Clearly you are a RINO.<\/p>\n<p>BERG: \u00a0Clearly.<\/p>\n<p>(<em>And SCENE<\/em>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SCENE: \u00a0Mitch Berg is at the pharmacy, refilling a painkiller prescription. \u00a0 \u00a0He notices a tap on the shoulder. \u00a0It&#8217;s\u00a0Mr. Victor VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE, professional fraternity organizer, and Vice Chair for Education at the 5th CD Libertarian Party. VON SCHLIEFFENBERG-MOLTKE: \u00a0Hey, Berg! BERG (holding an acheing jaw in dire need of a root canal): \u00a0Hey, V-Molt. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,30],"tags":[236],"class_list":["post-41831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-faiths-and-their-followers","category-liberty","tag-dramatization"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41831"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41833,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41831\/revisions\/41833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}