{"id":41687,"date":"2014-02-07T14:02:50","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T20:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=41687"},"modified":"2014-02-07T14:02:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T20:02:50","slug":"the-new-narn-marketing-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=41687","title":{"rendered":"The New NARN Marketing Drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heh:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1327\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/mobile_marketing.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"541\" height=\"259\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d give it a shot, if I had the budget.<\/p>\n<p>Won&#8217;t need it this weekend, though.\u00a0 Tomorrow, I&#8217;ll be out at Gander Mountain in Lakeville for the semiannual &#8220;US Concealed Carry Association&#8221; open house event.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be talking with a slew of special guests, and catching you all up on the things gun-owning Real Americans have to watch out for and work against.<\/p>\n<p>The highlight, of course, is tons of <em>free shooting<\/em>; go to a vendor table, give &#8217;em your driver&#8217;s license, wait in line for a firing station, and you can test-fire just about any gun back in the vendor area.\u00a0 Last year I test-shot samples from H&amp;K, SIG, Smith and Wesson, Taurus, Ruger, CZ, Springfield and others.\u00a0 This year?\u00a0 Well, just stop on by.\u00a0 It&#8217;s always an adventure.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>1-3PM tomorrow at Gander in Lakeville!<\/p>\n<p>Text a few million friends about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh: I&#8217;d give it a shot, if I had the budget. Won&#8217;t need it this weekend, though.\u00a0 Tomorrow, I&#8217;ll be out at Gander Mountain in Lakeville for the semiannual &#8220;US Concealed Carry Association&#8221; open house event.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be talking with a slew of special guests, and catching you all up on the things gun-owning Real [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-narn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41688,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687\/revisions\/41688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}