{"id":4109,"date":"2009-01-30T09:05:44","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T14:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4109"},"modified":"2009-01-30T09:05:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T14:05:44","slug":"if-the-staff-of-kool-aid-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/?p=4109","title":{"rendered":"If The Staff Of Kool Aid Report&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;don&#8217;t try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/01\/28\/dining\/28bacon.html?_r=1&#038;no_interstitial\">this&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>He bought about $20 worth of bacon and Italian sausage from a local meat market. As it lay on the counter, he thought of weaving strips of raw bacon into a mat. The two spackled the bacon mat with a layer of sausage, covered that with a crunchy layer of cooked bacon, and rolled it up tight.<\/p>\n<p>They then stuck the roll \u2014 containing at least 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat \u2014 in the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thegood-one.com\/index.php\"> Good-One<\/a> Open Range backyard smoker that they use for practice. (In competitions, they use a custom-built smoker designed by the third member of the team, Bryant Gish, who was not present at the creation of the Bacon Explosion.)<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Day said his wife laughed the whole time. \u201cShe\u2019s very supportive of my hobby,\u201d he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;then I sure can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>My intestines are rebelling just looking at it.<\/p>\n<p>Although my taste buds are ready to go all Jack Bauer on my lower digestive tract&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;don&#8217;t try this&#8230; He bought about $20 worth of bacon and Italian sausage from a local meat market. As it lay on the counter, he thought of weaving strips of raw bacon into a mat. The two spackled the bacon mat with a layer of sausage, covered that with a crunchy layer of cooked bacon, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-n-e","category-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shotinthedark.info\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}